Florin Micle

Naturalized Murican. Cool nerd. Dad, husband, oppressive patriarch.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

Happy Birthday, #MURICA!

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Man plays 'Star Spangled Banner' on his Freedom instrument.

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"My child was born in the Shire. It's a Hobbit."

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Corporation: “We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M”

Government: “Totally Reasonable.”

You: “I made $60k but spent $58k on survival.”

Government: You owe taxes on $60k”

You: “That’s Not—“

Government: “File by May 15.”

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@sarahtexe

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@NobleBrown It looks to me like a "feature", not a "bug"...

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@queru_lant Die Leute sollten aufhören, Spinner in politische Ämter zu wählen.

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Imagine having to explain to George Washington that America can’t prevent illegal aliens from voting in our elections because a foreign born judge called ‘Sparkle Sooknanan’ said so.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@thatdayin1992 I highly recommend reading an economics book. Anything, really. My favorite is "Basic Economics" by Thomas Sowell. Poverty is the default condition of humanity, while wealth and prosperity are what require explanation.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@AwakenedOutlaw Or 30 miles of California high-speed rail.

[AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ @AwakenedOutlaw]

Pfffft... A trillion dollars. Please.
That's like two daycares and a hospice.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@DianaforQueens People like you shouldn't exist. Yet here we are...

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@KyleKulinski You're just a thief, nothing more.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans are in charge because we promised:

to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,

what the hell happened?!

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@MattWallace888 Trump is already quite tall, how tall are these guys?

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@GavinNewsom Your state has the highest gas prices in America. Maybe start there, you pompous hypocrite.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@ItakGol Tethered caps!!!

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@mehdirhasan Is the far right in the room with us now?

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@AOC It's still theft.

[Florin Micle @FlorinMicle]

@JohnLeFevre Aaaand she's probably going to get re-elected.