🌸Florist Problems🌸

People think we have the nicest job ever, but we all know better @PolarBearSarah

[Your local cyborg florist🏴‍☠️♥️ @cygirl]

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[number one zls jofuku kisser @togafuka]

“Do have any banquets?” @FloristProbs

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Is everyone okay? We’re almost there !! #FloristProbs

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Happy Mother’s Day! #FloristProbs

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“Does the vase cost extra?” #FloristProbs

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@embrooke918 I’ve resigned to consuming a small percentage of dirt and leaves and stuff every year 😂😂

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I never eat more chocolate than I do at Valentine’s Day. It’s just a readily available quick energy boost, and who has time to eat real food when the chocolate is right there? #FloristProbs #INeedReadFood

[Emily Boyd @embrooke918]

@FloristProbs My prob is my hands are always yuck and I don’t want to eat with them. Soup gets cold. Smoothies are my go to! #FloristProbs

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I’ve got bow finger disorder 😭 #FloristProbs #ValentinesDay

[Emily Boyd @embrooke918]

@FloristProbs agree? It is my Least fav to use. Ever.

[Flowers by Moonstones @FarehamFlorist]

it never ceases to amaze me how much time I spend hanging on the phone whilst customers look for their cards to make payment, or discuss with others in the room what they'd like written on the card.. I've just now spent 17 minutes waiting

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[Satanic Panic Barbie @Zyleeth]

People walking into the shop always be like here's a photo on my phone I took of my daughter's phone's screen with a photo up that she screenshot from a scan from a photo on a magazine sent to her in an email of a photo of another phone's screen of a bouquet I want. @Floristprobs

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@abbeysalsa How did this florist not stop this man and say “are you sure you want to send your girl a funeral spray” 😂😂

[abbey @abbeysalsa]

@FloristProbs 😩😂

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When a coworker starts making an arrangement and asks you to finish it