𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎

𑁍 Volatile Genius ☀︎︎ Occasional E Girl ☀︎︎ Art Nature and Aesthetics 𑁍

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

Shitposting is a sin when women do it

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

indian food is only edible when Mexicans make it

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

how much fat in a margarita ?

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

that’s not a red flag, that’s pink. you’re colorblind, and gaslighting doesn’t exist btw

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

a haunted house but it’s a bunch of mids dressed as barbie

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

I dumped my boyfriend and he said thank you

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

i never liked lizzo

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

if bud light ever wants to get their sales back up they’re gonna have to feature someone who fucks their cousin

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

sure rome might fall, but how will this affect you personally?

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

we served, we slayed, we conquered

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

can we please put all the orcas in captivity so they don’t eat any more cute seals

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

i hate walking into Chick-fil-A, it’s like they know i’m a thot

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

She rolls up. Wyd?

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

when he’s jacked but he skips face day

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

@Dsylxia Why should I?

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

@Nature_and_Race Sounds like my philosophy professor

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

@GSommerlund omg good luck on your weight loss journey! #fattofit

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

when she pulls your loincloth to the side 😫

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

they’re letting me have my first meal tonight

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

this Twitter account was a psychological experiment but we have run out of funding. Thank you all for participating.

[𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑎 ♐︎ @Flosidus]

Why aren’t you a pretty girl yet, anon? HRT is so cheap