Jimmy

Disbarred attorney. Dirty record label executive. Aspiring narcissist. As flakey as you.

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

I dropped out of Med School because the Hippocratic Oath said I had to loan my professors money if they needed.

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

My old man, who's a preacher, "You go to church today?" I respectfully replied, "Bruh, I'm trying to buy a church." https://t.co/5ZNqtzDRjQ

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

"I'm a peripatetic man."
"I agree. You're VERY pathetic."

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

You can tell when it's harvest time. #PhilanthropicFlossin

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

All them broads wanna be ya'. Call em out on social media. Nothin as sweet as a Georgia peach. Keep talkin' that and I'll see ya' next week.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The next time a cop kills a white kid, I'm gonna loot the hell out of Bass Pro and Cabelas. Merica.

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

#HeyJimmy!

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

"You hear me Jimmy? Never put all your eggs in one basket Jimmy...and don't forget to WASH them. You CLEAN your eggs don't you Jimmy?"

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Why do chefs sometimes lick their fingers when they cook for others @thechew?

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

You can't reverse #psychology

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Only if they're fried with onions. Via @google #GoogleVoice

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

I dated Kim Jung-un once.

[Kings Cigars @Kings_Cigars_]

Join Kings Cigars and Burns Tobacconist for 2015 Chattanooga Tweet-Up Cigar Festival - August 6-8, 2015

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Wait till she finds out my favorite song is Bad Blood by T. Swift.

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

@CoachRedd, I gotta quote my big cuzzo the way started this mix off. Where yo' ass was at? They really gone be mad. https://t.co/Upf7pZAsNQ

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Wow! Making come up out of my comfort zone. That's never happened before.

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Hope she don't trip when she finds out I get completely undressed to poop. Then take a shower. Each time!

[Jimmy @FlossinFlossin]

Thank YOU for rocking @KeishaNicole @Hot963! @DJLimelight!