Flossing Tkachuks

Official Twitter Account of the Flossing Tkachuks OSAHL | 2021-22 Record: 9-1-2 | Instagram: flossing.tkachuks | Business Inquiries: [email protected]

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[OSAHL @theOSAHL]

A friendly reminder that the 2022-2023 #OSAHL East and West Leagues start the week of September 26th 2022! Team reps will receive league updates and notices in the next few weeks.

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@dumoulin_nick We're playing you at 5:20 😈

[Adam @AdamCoplan]

🚨OTTAWA PEOPLE🚨

I'm playing in the @PlayOnCanada street hockey tournament this weekend and no one on my team has access to any goalie pads. We have other goalie gear, just no pads. If anyone has a spare set of pads they could lend us please let me know ASAP! Shoot me a DM!

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Damn.

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In order to keep Shakira's Hips Don't Lie as our warmup song, we are offering the Spanish Authorities Cam Grasmeyer in exchange for Shakira's freedom.

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BREAKING: Flossing Tkachuks make their splash in NHL free agency by signing Shakira to a 7-year, $7 contract ($1 AAV)! Welcome to the Tkachuks, Shakira!

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In case any NHL team was thinking about it, none of our players are allowed to leave the Flossing Tkachuks if drafted either today or tomorrow. Our team is far more important.

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The Flossing Tkachuks are also announcing an arena change. We are leaving Kanata (Bell Sensplex) and heading to Orléans/Gloucester (Richcraft Sensplex)

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Someone please talk to us we are so lonely and bored

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Feels like we played a massive role in this achievement. Congratulations to the great Shakira on this milestone.

[Shakira @shakira]

So humbled. Thank you for all of the love.

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Important research

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This is now our official beer. We don't have a choice.

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Guys

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The Flossing tkachuks have a better chance to win tonight than the leafs do and we aren't even playing

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The Flossing tkachuks have a better chance to win tonight than the leafs do and we aren't even playing

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Nhl draft rankings:

1. Djamal
2. Everyone else is equally worse than djamal

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With the 7th overall pick the ottawa sens select djamal #SensdEm

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What do we even tweet about for the next 4 months

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Be sure to tune in to the nhl draft lottery tonight to see who wins the djamal sweepstakes

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We couldn't pay him for his services but send him a message if you're looking to buy/sell/rent your place in Ottawa. Best in the business.

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Huge thanks to @ceddy_29GUNN for coming out and securing the 'chip for the boys tonight. You will forever be a hall-of-fame Flossing Tkachuk.