Flowers is a Cowboy

Pan, *sigh* late 20's Something Something he/him who is a continual mess. Currently editing a fantasy western and figuring out a buncha short story projects.

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

Oh hey, I recently had a story get published in Underland Arcana. If you like totally normal aquariums or healthy parental relationships, check it out!

https://t.co/DhzaQKmmHY

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@PatStaresAt I once went to a Maine Crypto zoology conference and a guy talked about how a Bigfoot went to his window, thought his bedroom looked lame af, and then just walked back into the trees.

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

RETURN OF THE DRIP

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

The reason I'm voting for Kamala Harris is because Joe Biden got gas below $3.

Do you remember back in 2020 when high gas prices were the big topic of talk around the election?

Funny how all this works.

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@RobertKennedyJr Lol that cabinet position didn't work out did it? Sorry secretary of brain worms and dead baby bears.

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@RichardGrenell Yall arw wirdos who wanna ban books where two boys hold hands, are afraid of teachers teaching about slavery, and want to elect a guy who'll get rid of voting. I don't think any of you really care about free speech as much as you pretend.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Hey @elonmusk — when's the suspension going to hit for @libsoftiktok?

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@G0ffThew One of the worst parts about the whole conversation around it is that if you even thought about what could have happened a little bit, you knew what the big spoiler was just by the fact everyone was freaking out about *something.* It was truly impossible to avoid.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

Elon Musk Deletes Falsehood-Ridden Pizzagate Meme After His Own App Calls Him Out https://t.co/N8YLtAYXrA

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@timothydmckay @KlasfeldReports @TheMessenger Lol this dude pays for free speech

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (@elonmusk). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.

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[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

I'm on the blue thing now. Same user name incase anyone actually enjoyed my nonsense

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

I'm going through all the old post-death drip and I forgot he gave her a fucking leather jacket. It's too good.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

There goes Community Notes

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@SuperFoxcade Weird question: do you think Pluto is a good length where this anime will be able to adapt mostly everything, or are they going to have to make cuts?

[Liam Allen-Miller @LiamAllenMiller]

Love that someone at Capcom was like “yeah why not put another Missile on the box I got space”

[Flowers is a Cowboy @FlowersisBrit]

@MuppetMastertm Holy shit! Your pinned tweet has 2 like!! Such increased engagement 🤣