700FlowsZeroEmotions

Lazy Genius | psychologist | Teacher | Entrepreneur | stoner 🍁

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@UrglyGramm How much you been think say even @5starbarber_1 room be?

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Minimum wage: ₦70,000.
WAEC registration fee: ₦50,000.

“Relax Tinubu is working” 🤡🤡🤡

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@waggydey4you @S_kyy001 If you come da on backy nko?

[Millishield 01 🚘🌽🫑🌶🦈🐔 @Millishield01]

The "Thief of Joy": Constant comparison breeds chronic dissatisfaction. When you focus entirely on what you lack compared to someone else, you lose sight of your own achievements, leading to anxiety, low self-esteem, and resentment.

[Tope A teacher & A Farmer I Will Never Give Up 💪) @Tope_Orus]

Elumelu's mom is 97 years.
Otedola's mom is 103 years.
Jonathan's mom is 88 years.
Saraki's mom is 89 years.
Yaradua's mom is 99 years.
Dangote's mom is 90 years.
Eze Damian Ejiohuo's Mom is close 100years.
Hon. Jeff Atata mother is 90year plus.

Where are their fathers? Long gone in most cases.

Food for thought, guys!

Treat yourself well, they will survive without you.
Change or upgrade your wardrobe every 2 years

Feel good and look good

Reconcile with any known enemy

Call your friends on phone every day during work and after working hours.
Listen to good music
Live a day at a time

Call me if you don't have a friend, I will bridge the gap,
I hope i’m talking sense to you?

*Summarily...*
*Men please try not to die!*🤷🤷🤷🤷

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[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Blind people are the only humans that have never watched porn.

[Cherise🇦🇷🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

@TojuWes You guys actually think we were born yesterday
I no blame una
There are plenty gullible Nigerians.

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@conjaigwe @user4_Soft Bomb afia9

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@YDiegot55901 @Bayo_Bilisi @Unabombaar @ughlybhoy @ala_nso @trigottista He used to sale weed

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@Kraytur3 He gave it out to ghosts 🤭

[EL420 STöñeR🍁🥤🌿 @JarebJay]

Everybody dn Dey feel say July bad buh the W period is coming

[Obinna Darlington belonwu @Utuhmbadikee]

Two months in the bush with kidnappers and you are with android phone😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 who are APC fooling? When I said all these are scripted they said i am lying. Then man they beheaded was part of it to make it real so seyi makinde would step down not to contest with tinubu.

[Jelitics @Jelitics]

Being rich is the biggest cheat code.

The more money you have, the more people want to give you things for free.

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@PurpleLazer Them go even puff 💨 & do snap join

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@Gthingsahead @whopls_ Ykb

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@karoblaqx You go come use pass the Cana money buy food 💨 Scott 😭

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@alusi_aku Ashawo tech 🤝

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@UrglyGramm Bank of the URGLY 💨

[JiggyVoice @Jiggyvoicex9]

Orisa femi— you already gone if your daily problems is bigger than your daily bread

[700FlowsZeroEmotions @Flowjayy1]

@talk2fuzi56 Pay & wait till noon