Floyd the Flamboyant Flatulent Flexpost promotes protected bike lanes and benefits they provide to make bicycling infrastructure safe for all ages & abilities
And the UPS driver who just crunched right over the posts, well. @SFPD are you interested in citing? @sfmta_muni, interested in billing UPS for repairs? CA lic. 70509Z1, UPS truck number 155046, Folsom between 5th and 4th, 25aug2018 6:25pm. No @UPS I'm not going to DM you.
Seattle's first ever people protected bike lane was a huge success! Thank you volunteers and supporters! Together we demonstrated the joy and safety that protected bike lanes can bring to our streets. It's time to build the #BasicBikeNetwork. #BuiltItNow#BikeEverywhereDay
Join Captain Crosswalk and support the @IdahoWalkBike Alliance in our efforts to make it safe for Human Powered Heroes. Remember us @IdahoGives during Idaho Gives Day on Thursday May 3rd!! https://t.co/zmZtmTRgEg #IdahoGives
Will you be at the Idaho Walk Bike Summit May 16 - 18 at the Idaho State Capitol? It's time to come together as ONE COLLECTIVE VOICE to make Idaho safe for every Idahoan from 8 to 80. Register at https://t.co/LcXWxB7L49 today. See you there! @KostelecPlan @vitruvian_plan
Floyd the Flamboyant Flatulent Flexpost will support your tactical urbanism efforts to showcase how protected bike lanes are safer for everyone!
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