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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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Ya know... $250 a year is less than a dollar a day... Which is the same line World Vision uses to show you that the cost of sponsoring a child will have hardly any impact on your finances. @JEChalmers

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Genuine question - how do you "Panic buy" or "stockpile" to fuel? In 5 litre jerry cans?...

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@Matt_Pinner Sweat

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@Matt_Pinner Balloon knot

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@realDonaldTrump I hope someone pointed out which one Melania was so you could keep up with the plot.

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@GodlyNations Criminal Records

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@WhiteHouse That there are no penguins in the Arctic Circle? What a bunch of absolute Muppets you are.

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@thakurshreya343 Also babies

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@Lisa9Sophia Are you seriously suggesting she's going to go from the current total of ZERO seats to winning the 76 seats needed to form Government? Or do you not know what the fuck you're talking about? Read a book.

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@KatyKray73 Again, not understanding the difference between climate and weather.

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@timony001 A record

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@Ravious101 @nicksortor Yeah, that was it. Had nothing to do with those pesky imported cars being cheaper and better at all... All those other American cities with an auto industry are just flourishing, right?... Right?... Riiiiiiiiight???....

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"We don't want Russia or China as our neighbours." Someone show @realDonaldTrump a map please.

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Just to be clear - there is an active arrest warrant issued by the International Criminal Court for Benjamin Netanyahu.

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@otokyo Postman never missed that house.

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@anxietymsgs Who? Who doesn't like me?

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@Wisdom_HQ Decency

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@Geniustechw "WhErE hAvE aLl ThE GoOd MeN GoNe?..."

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@AntiCultMemes Religion. All of them.