Jordan Cowles

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

Ill tweet my meat..... Dear dick........... please stop getting hard in public places... There is nothing sexual about WalllMart. #Bonerdays

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

Just bought a ton of liquid ass an fart spray...... #Paybacksabitch

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

Why does my dick smell like fritos?

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

When old ppl stare at you in a restaurant. .... scary as fuck!!

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

#stuffingmyfuckingface

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

Trying to find the link between pornography and polar bears... #Iknowright

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

That puddle looks a little iffy..... Ehh its about ballsdeep

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

Ballsdeep is the best measurement

[Jordan Cowles @FluffNMuff]

#Buttpickle