― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❛ Ohana means family. ❜ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀— alien. animalistic. has two forms.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Meega nala kweesta! — reviving acc. disney. crossovers. descriptive. literate. mature/trig content. written by #phoenix. RT?

[— kendra. @fairykindknight]

Drink the milk. — new acc. revamping. fablehaven. crossovers. literate. descriptive. mature/trig content. oc friendly. written by #phoenix. RT?

[ᕼᗩᗷIT @BEASTOFHABIT]

I want sacred, I want final. ― new acc. everymanHYBRID. crossovers. habit. literally fucking crazy. desc. literate. mature/triggering content. written by #phoenix.

[― tesla. @TimidScientist]

The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine. ― new acc. historical. modern au. desc. literate. mature/trig content. written by #phoenix. RT?

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Casually rolls over to @RevengefulLoki.

[— jack. @MurderousRipper]

One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century. ― new acc. serial killer. demon au. desc. literate. mature/triggering content. written by #phoenix. RT?

[― 𝓩. @TheZodiacKillcr]

Dear Editor: This is the Zodiac speaking. ― new account. revamping. the z killer. demon vers. desc. lit. mature (trig) content. written by #phoenix.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Someone help the poor baby—.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Ends up hurling the coconut across the room.
He can’t crack it open.

Humanity is hard.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Bangs a coconut down on the sidewalk.
Repeatedly.

He’s trying to crack it open.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

|| I’ve secretly had this acc since 2015. No regrets.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

|| I just accidentally flashed an LED light directly into my eye I’m blind

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Him?
Yes, he’s real. Why wouldn’t he be?

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

|| Fun fact; I own a lilo and stitch book that has the official translation of Stitch’s language (Tantalog)

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Groans.
English is hard.

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Rolls out in a ball in his alien form.
“. . . Hi!”

[― 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱. @FluffyAlicn]

Bam.