Alyssa Ferland

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine thank you so much for loving me. And thank you so much for loving my dogs. And thank you for my poems. And thank you for being my best best. Best best friend.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine block me on this please. I can’t have any access to you at all. If you need to talk to me about something at work, you can send me a message on Lyte.c

This is painful so you’ll need to try to stay away from me.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine oh my God, I have a good update for you

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine why aren’t you answering me on here?

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I’m trying not to be overly personal with you though honey. If we start texting then we’re gonna start talking on the phone and then I’m gonna start crying and you’re gonna start crying because we know we’re not supposed to be doing this. We love each other.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine bummies! If you want to just not talk on here too, just tell me please. I don’t like waiting for responses and getting ignored. I know we agreed to just cut the strings but we obviously can’t bc we love each others bummies.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I think your brother is trying to avoid me lol. He came in at two today and had his door shut for most of the day except for maybe a half an hour when that girl was in there with her boobs sticking out on his desk. Eyes rolling.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I was sad that you didn’t kiss me today

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine hey I want to watch that movie with you! Let’s have a break up date. I mean, we still love each other and we should be celebrating something right

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine did I make another boy cry today?

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine @JohnRit99329573 @realMaalouf And me! And my bum

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I don’t want to tell you. I really wanna watch it with you! This one scene is just so you and so us and it’s so freaking funny. I was laughing loudly while I was donating platelets and people were like what are you watching?

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I got a boo-boo today while exercising and I had to leave my class early. I’ve had pain and I’ve been limping all day. But I still washed and vacuumed my car and did some laundry.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine What do you mean you should break up with me more often? So that you get break up presents and we get to celebrate break up anniversaries? I really want to see this movie with you. There’s one scene that is the funniest thing that reminds me of you so bad.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I think last night was the most awful dream I’ve ever had in my life actually. Wendy was in it. I think you were in it, but I can’t remember.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine The first year after I broke up with Gino, but we were still talking all the time, I texted him happy un anniversary

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine Let’s celebrate our break up anniversary every year

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine The Psychic lady told me that your brother and I will never get along and there’s no point in me even trying to work it out with me because I’ll never win. She says I just need to keep looking for a job.

[Alyssa Ferland @FluffyBummies]

@SeifEldeine I did not work today. I had a boo-boo. I want sympathy.