Joe

3 is a lucky number

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[323 @Ggod323]

The stripper could like me tho

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

If I impregnate person for this stage of my life , I gats leave this world for the pikin to enter .

[Missus™️ @girl08022006]

This is my last year being retarded

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

I will never call someone a “situationship” Stevie Wonder invented the term “part-time lover” for a reason

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Make we no ever forget say na for tinubu regime terrorists begin do livestream

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

“we just friends” is the national anthem of niggas getting played

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

You can afford to lose a year or two to your substance abuse arc

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

When you visit someone and you already smell weed and hear trap music

[ωα¢кσ @scally_wacko]

If you like no buy clothes before tinubu enter second term you go naked finish

[Ben @OcBen]

barca paying 80 million for anthony gordon is the biggest overpay since newcastle paid 50 million for anthony gordon

[harrison gordon is a band @harrisongordo13]

“Wearing headphones at the grocery store is antisocial” I don’t even really want to be alive man

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

This Rashford Barca situation is like watching the girl who said she’s not ready for a relationship get a boyfriend immediately after you.

[.5🎀 @heydika5]

i turned on my gas cooker without using a matches and this girl was shocked.

that was how i found out i’ve reduced my standards 💔

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

once man wan carry you comot, you start dey find restaurant wey pass your power. but if you wan do solo date, na beer parlor settings

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[Muiz🥶 @muizmind]

Omo I don use bad character chase all the babes for my life away..

[D’IPHONE BARON @japhetho]

Samsung sef get eh own for body ohh...

Zero resale value, absolutely zero

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My parrot just said my full legal name and flew out my window