Beltane Baker

Cultivated Experience. Chef.
5 Star Rated.
Will always talk shit to make a point.
$Fluffysaur if you enjoy my web busking.

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

"Eh, falconer's rebellion, is for dummies. That's what I think" - Matt Mercer

[swinky @swinkying]

went to the Shut the Fuck Up factory and they said ur late for ur shift

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Birthday Buskin' for whomever feels like donating to a good cause $Fluffysaur

[🇨🇮 @Raheem7ii]

Imagine this shit happening while you're hunting for food😭😭😭���

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

They should do birthday coupons for rent 😅🎉🎂🥳

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

The wedding rehearsal dinner went great! On to the reception tonight!!

Thanks for lookin'

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Memories of the birthday picnic from years back came up on my feed
And man that was certainly a very cute and fun time.

Thought I would get awoken like a sleeper agent with feelings about something or another but nah

Shit was nice and gorgeous. What a happy memory. 😊

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Wishing I was on a plane right about now 🛫🛬

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Brie Whiz

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Crazy to think you can try to break up with someone and be held hostage.

Cause what do you mean "No" ? 🤣😅

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

"I can tell when a ***** hungry.
Ten came but we ate nine"

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Wasted time, money, and effort, on a bad luck charm of a human being. ✌🏾

Sometimes ya take one to the chin. Other times its the bike/wheel spoke meme.

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

I think it's funny when someone gives up after the fact. Like wait a minute you can't give up now! I gave up earlier and ya wouldn't let me!! Lmfao

You don't get to pull out after making me buy in. That's fucking insane.

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

I don't even wanna fix anything
I just kinda want to delete and block and save myself the hassle and gain some peace.

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Acting like you're the last Coke in the desert when everybody else switched to Pepsi

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

If you wanted to help, you would.

Sometimes people don't reach out and ask ya for what they need. Ya just gotta use that empathetic intuition you boast about having.

But I forget that's situational. 😂😅

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

Some people really gas themselves up on the fumes of pretending they care.

But if ya actually did you'd surely do something no? Whatever you could?

[Beltane Baker @Fluffysaur]

"I'm not stupid, I'm talented. Stupid is unintentional. I do this shit on purpose so I can go home."