How to smash different types of women:
Fat women — take them out to eat, they love food
Bad bitches — take them on a vacation, they love to "travel" but broke
9 to 5 bitches — give them transport to work, you'll fxck in the car
Straight up hoes — just pay, these one are straightforward
Hoodrats — buy some Brutal Fruit/Ice Tropez/Savannah & shisha/hooker
Instagram/Tik Tok bitches — book a BnB with a pool, so she can twerk in her swimwear
Bougie bitches — flex some money (even if it's not yours)
Single moms — buy a lil something for her kid(s)
Graduate bitches — get them flowers, they think of themselves as sophisticated/classy
Gym bitches — buy some supplements for her workouts
Another weekend, Punters are going to drop hundreds of slips, ugcine ungazi uzothatha siphi uyeke siphi because around 11pm, you see "boom, congratulations if you followed"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WILLOW SMITH IS LISTENING TO MAPFUMO! Zimbabwe’s Chimurenga legend Thomas Mapfumo has made it onto WILLOW’s playlist.
The American singer recently shared some of her latest music discoveries with Pigeons & Planes and among her picks was Mapfumo’s classic “Ndanzwa Ngoma Kurira.”
Daughter of Hollywood stars Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, WILLOW is a Grammy-nominated artist who first broke globally with “Whip My Hair.”
Decades later, Mukanya’s music is still travelling, still being discovered and still finding new ears across generations.