RIP Kobe 🐐

Premature Millionaire 💰🏃🏿‍♂️💨

[Ana_Nevermore ➡️ KNICKS WON I'M OUTSIDE @Ana_Nevermore]

Yes, Mamdani is so good that everything was cleaned and restored by 8AM. I don't know how he got the Statue of Liberty back either.

[RIP Kobe 🐐 @FlyGuyMus]

The Spurs players didn't even shake the Knicks players hands. That shit is Classless and needs to be talked about

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

Wild that this is 1 min and 43 secs long and absolutely nothing of meaning is said. Just a string of faux-authenticity cliches

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

thank god zohran is bringing free child care to the city bc there are gonna be a lotttt of new babies 10 months from now

[jordan @JordanUhl]

163 days between Zohran Mamdani taking office and the Knicks winning the finals. Damn he works quick.

[RIP Kobe 🐐 @FlyGuyMus]

My son woke up for a late night bottle I told him we NBA champs. He gave me the biggest smile. He 3 months old but he knows ! WE DID IT

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

MAMDANISTAN NIGGAA

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

In a league of killers, Jalen Brunson is one of the best winners of his generation. He won two chips at Villanova in three years, and he's made the New York Knicks into NBA champions. At 6-foot-1-ish. He's a great, GREAT basketball player.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins have won an NBA championship before Jimmy Butler.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Picture Perfect 🏆

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

2016 NCAA Champions.

2026 NBA Champions.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Ever since Mamdani got elected nothing but good things happens in New York

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[RIP Kobe 🐐 @FlyGuyMus]

@NYCMayor @Garment_Gawd Let's do it the weekend

[daz @MetamateDaz]

$SPCX VALUATION: $1.75T
WALMART VALUATION: $1.05T

SPACEX REVENUE: $18.7B
WALMART REVENUE: $681B

we live in a simulation, nothing makes sense anymore.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

The whole paper trillionaire thing is kinda crazy gang. I bet he still gotta borrow money for projects too. Money is all an illusion

[Fred Lambert @FredLambert]

He is about to raise $75 billion at a pure fantasy valuation. Literally getting the money he has been aiming to get for 20 years to supposedly achieve his dream of making life multi-planetary, and instead of celebrating, he is spending his time tweeting racist shit non-stop.

The fact that people are not only OK with that but they are like "take my money" will forever be cringe. I have no respect for anyone who ignores his racist diatribe to try to make a few bucks speculating.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[Kaguroy Bachi @Rattlezziper]

Watching NYC in the Mamdani era is like seeing another classroom get a pizza party every single week .