Dandelion🌾

Can’t stop addicted to the shindig 🤙🏼

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

He wants me to bounce that ass to Hey Arnold ???

[Kassandra @zevlovexx]

seeing older people working when they should be home resting makes my chest hurt fr

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

🤭🤭🤭

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

I should be meaner, actually.

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

22% turnout in LA for primaries… a joke

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It actually feels good to be the skinnyfat daughter who drinks too much and has a career no one respects or understands

[princess lyss @throatenator]

my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

The wake up gap relationship is gapping

(I’m going back to bed)

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

This man better crack me like I’ve never been cracked before

(At the chiropractor)

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

Currently

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

Eating-speed gap relationship

[𝒜 @imamorlove]

Anytime I’m dolled up I’m like there’s no way I’m real

[P @psevynn]

Next mf make me mad imma stand up on they shoulders & pull they head off

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

All that waiting to see what new gym they’re putting by my house and the reveal is….

*drum rolllll*

CLUB STUDIO

(Indifferent)

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

Ngl, I haven’t memorized anything today

[Frantz @LSN_Frantz]

Every time my amazing mother calls me and leaves me a voicemail, she starts it the exact same way: “Hi, it’s mom” lol woman I know it’s you. Yours is the first voice I ever heard in my life.

[Dandelion🌾 @FlyInDisguise]

Hootn’ is the gateway to hollern’ I know that much

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[jax @brokeurtooth]

LA b like sorry u had the worst day of ur life ever :( it will take u an hour and forty-five to go 12 miles back home :)