THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰

This fly was swatted for your sins. Now go, sin away. Non-theist.
Progressive AF.
MAGAts can FOAD. C'mon man.
@leonardodcabriolet.bsky.social over there

[THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 @FlyLamosca]

@SanteenaR @omgsidewalks Wait, which sibling?

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@DanielleMc24097 @HunterBiden C U Next Tuesday weirdo

[Dennis Goris | Cartoons @DennisGoris]

The bigliest

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@Acyn He's fucking insane

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Guess it's too late to name my band Screwworm

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This isn't the first time we've all gotten excited that he might be dying

[THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 @FlyLamosca]

Steyer showing money can't buy you gov 😂

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@BY1959 @Acyn 😂

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I did not choose to be straight.

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😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-A-Bear.

[THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 @FlyLamosca]

There it is

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 @FlyLamosca]

275. To both questions.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Since the South Lawn of the White House now looks like a carnival they should at least set up some games so Americans can win healthcare by guessing Trump’s weight or how many girls he’s raped. @realDonaldTrump

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Minnesota Republicans held a moment of silence at their annual convention for Derek Chauvin, the man who murdered George Floyd.

These people are fucking crazy.

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You gotta sing this out loud, trust me

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

🎶 I'm a Nazi, I'm a cuckold, I'm a racist and I'm a butthole, a really, really ugly fuck 🎶

[THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 @FlyLamosca]

@JamieBonkiewicz Long live The Huckster! 😂

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BREAKING: Updated performer list for the Great American State Fair!

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https://t.co/HBUxjXgGOt

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Wait, now they wanna put him on a $250 bill?!