FlyOnMikePence

The winner of the 2020 Vice Presidential debate

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

I love fly space.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

Yes fly will.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

https://t.co/TtWm3i4eaq.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

What's more disgusting?

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

How did @GayleKing read my mind?

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

Thank god that's over.

Anyone know a good place to get a drink in SLC?

Oh, wait...

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

If they'd told you "Mike Pence's Fly" would make headlines tonight, I bet you wouldn't have imagined me.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

When you get up close, you can smell the gaslighting.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

I saw his notes.

It just says "MOTHER" over and over again.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

His hair is full of secrets.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

Dammit, now I have to quarantine, don't I?

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

I was hoping I'd distract him. I forgot he's completely unfeeling.

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

I win.