Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad.
I don’t think people realize how hard it is to get into the HOF. Here’s Kyle Schwarber vs Lance Berkman thru age-33.
Berkman got 1.3% of the vote in his first and only year on the ballot. Schwarber has no chance.
"Thought it'd be a good Father's Day present."
Miles Russell got the OK from the U.S. Open's Rules Committee, then brought in his dad to caddie for the final hole of his first U.S. Open.
The 17-year-old made par to complete an even-par 70 at Shinnecock Hills.
10/10 Father's Day for Miles and Joe Russell ❤️
Ben Rice is now up to 22 homers in only 71 games this season. He had 26 in 138 games in 2025.
Only one qualified hitter in baseball has a higher OPS at the moment. Rice is at .999. Yordan Alvarez is at 1.068.