I need to pull your hands backwards and put you on those handcuffs you put on crimínals while i blàst your back like AK47🥵🔥
Espirit da cock ma
Text me Aminat ❤️.
I don't have 30 mins to get on a call with you but I can share these tips with you. Trust me, I know my stuff.
1. If you're applying to a particular lab or team. Research their last 3 publications & use it to amp up your talking points.
2. Every detail you share about yourself has to br around your skillset. What you can do, what you have done. Nobody cares about your family problem.
3. If the PhD already has a research problem & you've formulated your proposal. Be able to explain that proposal in 30 seconds, 2 mins, 10 mins. Time and train yourself for this. This way, you rip out a lot of filler junks.
4. To every question they ask, script your response as a scientific answer. Start with the problem, feed it into an hypothesis, detail an approach, postulate a finding - most importantly, propose possible limitations.
5. Go to the interview with your own questions. It communicates confidence. Ask them: "Realistically, what do you expect a candidate to achieve in 12 months?"
6. Don't oversell yourself. You're not Einstein. The people you're talking to, also don't know everything. They don't expect you to know everything. So when you're asked a question that you don't know an answer to, your main goal is to communicate how you think when you don't know an answer to a question.
7. Don't over patronise them. That's what charlatans do. One "thank you for this opportunity" is okay. It's a professional interview, you're not soliciting for their favor.
8. They need to remember you. You need to give them a why. It can be an edge you've honed from a previous experience you held, or a problem you solved in the past, or your approach to the proposal you're discussing. Decide which one it is, then finely insert it in one of your response frames. It shouldn't exceed 10-15 seconds.
When you eventually land the position, my favorite drink is caprisun. I don't drink beer.
Good luck.
Do you know how stupid Nigerian Men have to be in general ?
That even in imagination and prayers, women would rather have Men be the ones to have money instead..
Like guy.. Men stupidity pay them pass their own personal success.
Nah wait.. I don’t think you guys get it yet..
I mean, do you know how foolish the male gender have to be…
For grown Women to be imagining wealth/praying for success… And even in that prayer/imagination, it’s for a Man around them to have the money coz our mumu sure for them gaaaaan!
Broo!
They always remember you’re a good man after them don chop gravel finish 🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to all the wicked men out there.
Your actions or inactions are the reason we enjoy these delayed gratification.
I won’t lie, it feels good hearing i was right after all 🤭