Bo Barking in the back

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jury Still Trying To Decide If Strangling Your Kids Is Okay https://t.co/VrtLZJaMga

[Mints @mints_____]

The three men on the jury knowing they have to do this again tomorrow:

[Seth Joyner @sethjoyner]

This is my last comment to the #JalenHurts haters! You #GenYnZers aren't old enough to remember the lean years, before #AndyReid and after #McNabb & #Vick. The futility at the QB position was unbearable! Now that you have an imperfect, but more than capable than most QB, all yall do is bitch, complain, and feed the national media with this narrative that this is a make or break year for a QB who has done nothing but won for you! Be careful what you wish for! Finding or developing a franchise QB ain't as easy as you think! Especially the way this roster is built. They gonna win 10 plus games, make the playoffs every year. Which means you're not getting a pick high enough to get a great prospect! Look no further than #Pittsburgh. As great a record that #Tomlin had, his success was to consistent for the #Steelers to ever draft a top 10-15 QB! Shut up and enjoy being in contention every year! Don't forget all things are cyclical! At some point the tide will turn! #GoBirds 🦅

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

Kevin Patullo when he sees this play

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Imagine how deeply corrupt you have to be to pass a law that stops journalists from exposing fraud in your own state.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Lindsay Clancy strangled her three children to death & Candace Owens says she is “obviously not guilty” because big pharma made her do it.

Now women are lining the streets to cheer for the murderer as she arrives in court after they raised $1,000,000 for her.

This is pure evil.

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Something is deeply wrong.

[David @DavidNeiszPHL]

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts has eight consecutive wins in which his team trails by double digits, the most by any quarterback in NFL history

A mark so unprecedented that no other QB has more than four

Stat charted since 1991

No other QB has even reached 5

Hurts has 8....8!
🦅🔥

[YoCliff @CliffNotez_]

S6 going into S7 with 2 SB appearances, MVP Runner up, 2nd team All Pro, a SB MVP and gets dragged across the coals DAILY. Philly is a special place man bc Hurts would be a GOD in Dallas. I'm not being facetious. Wouldn't have to complete another snap to be immortalized by fans and talking heads alike. Crazy standard.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The Jalen Hurts disrespect must end

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

- Bills QB Josh Allen throwing an interception during practice = 78,000 impressions

- Eagles QB Jalen Hurts throwing an interception during practice = 2.1 million impressions

Think about that the next time that you see any national media member criticize the Eagles. 😉

[Tiffany Paige @TChocolatePage]

Damn 😂 the internet

[Philadelphia Eagles Central @pheaglescentral]

I’m being so serious when I say the definition of success in the NFL has shifted from ‘winning’ to ‘eye test’ ever since Jalen Hurts entered the league it was never like this

[Josh @_Philly_Talk]

Jake was right.

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

You know how many balls were seemingly just out of reach for AJ brown last year but you wished he put in a little bit more effort?

Glad to see our WR5 actually cares to give it his all in practice let alone a game.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Eagles DC Vic Fangio opening his press conference today:

“I’m gonna be like Fauci and just take the Fifth Amendment on all questions. Did you guys see that? Oh my god.” 😅

[Drew Smith @drewmsmith]

i mean honestly what the fuck are we doing

[NFL @NFL]

Eagles signing DT Jalen Carter to four-year, $152 million extension, including $106 million guaranteed, that makes him the highest-paid DT in NFL history. (via @AdamSchefter)

[BasilianThought @BasilianThought]

You were straight up doing Department of War propaganda during the Obama Administration https://t.co/uIknQmaPMB