Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

He/him. Grump inversely linked to caffeine levels. Widowed Historian, translator, puppet lover, occasional lyricist, childless pretzel tramp and Disney loon.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@sacha_coward And let’s not forget that they’d interpret anything they found nearby as a religious or cult object. So make sure to have a suitable assortment of random objects buried with you.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@linmn64 @DisneyLorcana Ravensburger is a family owned company. It’s big, but it’s not the WDC.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@Matt2Dee It’s nonsense but let people weigh their packs if they want to waste their time… and they happen to have calibrated lab or jeweller’s scales just laying about 🤣

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@Matt2Dee The entitlement is strong with some …

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@WHusseyAuthor Absolutely!

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@WHusseyAuthor Thank you! I saw that headline out in London today and had the exact same reaction before re-reading it.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@roter_pander Hab noch zwei übrig.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@Medic_Russell „join me in opposing those who seek to divide our community“… So that would be … himself?serious case of split personality there?

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

Dear @guardian please have a word with your printers, see if they’re feeling ok 🤣

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@GeorgMai1 @ulschka Also München ist demnach scheinbar nicht Bayern… hier gilt bei der Stadt in Punkto Familienpass „Das verwandtschaftliche Verhältnis ist dabei nicht ausschlaggebend, denn „Familie ist da, wo Kinder sind!“

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@jswinning @British_Airways the best part is discovering this morning that BA955 actually left MUC and landed at LHR at 23:36 after telling us flight is cancelled because it would be unable to land.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@British_Airways So after the complete shambles last night of taking us to the plane then returning us to the terminal and leaving us to our own devices (the only two handling agents being unable to help in any way) , it turns out BA955 *did* in fact return to LHR without pax?

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@ShentonStage Very fetching hat ❤️

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@Baddiel @Ryanair If it’s anything like Munich airport, you’ll find everything good at the designated outlet just happens to be priced slightly above €4 so your choice is a bottle of water or clubbing together with other passengers and sharing something more substantial.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@StadtBibMuc can’t express how much I ❤️ this display and the idea of adding suggestions. Hope this is a permanent innovation?

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@truffleshuffle_ 3 for 2 offer email received not 20 mins ago with no mention of limited numbers … guess I won’t be purchasing after all then.

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@HarrietsMusic @officialcharts Congratulations!!!!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartonns

[Grumpy Flyer 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @FlyerGrumpy]

@BremainInSpain Not to nitpick but I’m pretty sure „Madrid“ here stands for the Spanish Government, just as „London“ stands for the UK‘s. They’re not advocating for free movement between just two cities 🤓

[German Embassy London @GermanEmbassy]

To promote German language learning abroad, Germany is contemplating asking tourists to say a German word at border control.
The word is to be picked at random from a list prepared by linguistic specialists, including:
🗣️ Eichhörnchen
🗣️ Quietscheentchen
🗣️ Gewürzgurke