Alucard

Hey there demons. It's me, ya boy.

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

Girl fuck you

[Forza Support @forza_support]

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[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

She’s valid but LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

auntie trying but when i tell y’all i am CRYING

i mean, not as hard as her but crying nonetheless 😭😭

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

She ate lmao

[The Rizz Bible @rizzolosophy]

That's why wives keep wondering why golf costs 400$

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

That Fiesta lowkey my favorite rally car 🥲

[andre @a_ndrezera]

Public information for my Forza Horizon friends ->>>>

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

I really didn’t know whose side to be on until he said “I’ll clock out and leave idc” yeah this man is a grown ass baby. I’d have been like “I BET YOU WONT” 😭😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh he’s rude af i’m crying😭

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

Me living right on the vodka and beer line and only ever drinking vodka or beer 🤔🤔

[Mike Wickett 🇺🇲🎙🏈🏀👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦🚀 @mikewickett]

Most accurate map ever.

#wisconsin

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

The stock image he pulled up looks like death, that shit he got in his hand however is getting SMOKED 😭

[mori* @whatthefuckmori]

what the fuck is my friend smoking

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

This is coming from a person who hates Swedish fish…those Swedish fish CHEWS might be the best candy I’ve ever had 🥲

[caratbong water @voboed]

this lady havent been on the ground since 2010

[Dave @LilDave_02]

“Pregnant by a ngga who suck dick after games”

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

This is unfortunately exactly how gay I am 😭😭😭

[hybutt @hybersquared]

i think it’s hot that men just have dicks. like i’m talking to a man and his dick is just there. that’s hot as fuck. i Wanna see it

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

We’ve seen them do it wym?? 😭

[☆ @ih8sourcream]

do we think the jackass guys ever explored eachothers bodies

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jane Gunshot @_dogkiller]

my dad burst into my room after like 1.5 years on hrt and yelled 'i don't care what you are, but you have boobs you have to tell me what's going on'

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Many years ago I told a personal trainer that I couldn’t do a full squat like he asked and he pulled out a IG story of me twerking on my tippy toes in a squat at Sivas from the previous night. I decided then that Atlanta personal trainers would never again get my business. Talmbout “let me show you some real quick”

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

I got CHODE lmfaooo

[djen* 🐦‍⬛ WE MADE 06/07 @justme_iidle]

this gag of a font

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

@Venusdapoop @jenny_gxo My exact thoughts watching this video: my mama would NEVER 😂😂😂

[💉 @The1stWright]

You when niggas got to tripping in there..

[Return of the Butch Queen ♛ @imjerrynotkevin]

LMAOOOOOO

[justina @justtjustinaa]

And btw I can work with anything that’s under 100% gay. Like if u like girls even a lil bit, I can work w that 🫡🫡🫡

[Alucard @FlyerTylerAf1]

I’m checking the citizen app to see what happened but I was on my couch and I looked out the window and I just see a rifle, cop is bracing his AR on my fence post aiming at something down the way. Then they all just walked off but the cars are still here?