🥥Keli’i🥥

Life is hard and so am I

[mely :) @M3LY___]

future child: can u sing me a lullaby?

me: ofc sweetie

*clears throat*

SIX FIGURES I WAS ONLY FOUR

[mely :) @M3LY___]

If stoners can find a way to use ANYTHING to smoke then you can find a way to stop being a dumb bitch

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

@pineapplexprsss WAIT WHAT HAPPENED!?😂

[anthony @antinyokay]

y’all only pro-life until your gf is pregnant at 17 and you force her to get an abortion so your parents don’t find out lmaoo

[Jon @jonNasty2]

Don’t need Planned Parenthood when you aren’t having sex, isn’t that right boys?

[S @siiennaaa___]

highkey don’t wana tell anyone what’s going on in my life ever

[🌵Vitamin D🌵 @dalton_chavez]

My parents are divorced and my dad still cuts wood for my moms fireplace and brings it to her and helps fix things around her house. If I’m ever half the man he is I’ll be doing good.

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

@pineapplexprsss @itschupi If I can’t find nothing by Friday after work, guess who’s gonna pull off cat woman😏😎😂

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

A break from someone will either make you realize how much you truly miss/love them or how much peace you have without them..

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

And if those little angels are poor you'd let them starve.

If they're girls, men who abuse them could become SC justices.

If those little angels are black, police can kill them without consequence.

If they're born in Mexico and they come here, you'll put em in baby jails.

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

I just want our friendship back. Our talks at 1 in the morning in my car were therapuetic af. What happened?

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

@pineapplexprsss I love how perfect this fits😍😂

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

@pineapplexprsss Wanted to sleep good on a Friday night. Decided to go out n party.🍻😴 #FunChoices

[chu @chuuzus]

yup, this remains the funniest movie scene from any 2018 movie

[🥥Keli’i🥥 @FlyinHawaiian__]

Only slept 3 hours for the past two nights cuz reasons, so obviously I decide to take a power nap at 5pm. Didn’t know I’d be waking up at 2am with no chance of going back to bed🙃

[allie g: had to regulate @Galpin_]

Life isn’t the same without a doggie in it