Flying Monkey

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I fly therefore I am

[Flying Monkey @Flyingmonkey]

I'm a monkey. I fly. Any questions?

[Flying Monkey @Flyingmonkey]

All your flying monkey are belong to us

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That was a joke btw, I'm perfectly happy with whatever : D

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Someone wants my Twitter account??? what what what???
I'll sell it to you for 1,000 bucks.

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I am ... happy :)

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Grrrr Why do relationships have to be so complicated and frustrating?

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I'm so fucking stupid I swear. Anyone know how someone with no job can get free mental health care?

[Flying Monkey @Flyingmonkey]

I just woke up..... 1pm.... friday!!! WHHEEEEEE STILL NO JOB YEEEHAW!!!!
I need a job :(