Flynn

I am a red & white domestic shorthair who enjoys sleeping, eating, investigating the bathtub, stalking the refrigerator, playing with shiny objects.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I just ate carpet. Fiber.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Eating spiders.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Sorry I haven't Tweeted in a while, guys. I have to rely on my mom. Not having opposable thumbs is a bitch.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I also hear rumors of sweaters. These I am not so fond of.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I hear rumors of fish.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Catnip-filled sock, you are the love of my life. If I had opposable thumbs, I'd write you a song and buy you chocolates.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Squinting one eye...pirate? or eye infection? I report, you decide.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

@Mulder_Cat Also, laminate wood flooring makes it easier to clean up poop-isodes. Not that I've ever had them. Just sayin'.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

@mattbramanti I think she just has self-esteem issues.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Like I said, better training is obviously needed. Or more nagging.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

@mattbramanti As I have no opposable thumbs, I have to rely on my lazy-ass owner to update this for me and she sucks at her job.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I whined for a full hour before I got my catnip mousie. This human needs better training, obviously.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Damn you, magical, impenetrable pizza box.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Sleeping on the stairs.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

RT @emzanotti First time @flynnkitteh goes outside and he heads directly for the tree. Because, you know, there's nothing like a cliche.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Yeah, you cleaned my litter box. Now I'm required to poop in it. Its the LAW.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

Its my birthday! I got a cool cube/tunnel thingy and...um...new litter.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I do kind of wonder why watching the wall is exciting after a few minutes with it though.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

OMG CATNIP MOUSE. This is going to be a fun night.

[Flynn @FlynnKitteh]

I'm a cat in a box. I'm a cat in a box yeaaaaaah.