Joel Ingersoll 🥌

I get up and I put on pants. I wrote a book about curling. It's funny. You should buy it:

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There are literally hundreds of Americans tweeting, “I don’t understand curling” right now. I CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM! https://t.co/oUxvgD3wXj #curling 🥌

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@Gregg02784748 @StarTribune Fix your bio, ESL.

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@MNUFC Cleveland Orchestra - Hell Yeah!

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@andygreder @PioneerPress @jmarthaler "Am I keeping you from your job?????"

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@BuckyIsotope We're longtime Twitter friends, Bucky. Don't fucking ruin this.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt @atrupar He knows. He knows we all hate him.

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@atrupar - Looking forward to your clips later. CC: @OhNoSheTwitnt

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I saw a total eclipse in Maine and a once-in-a-lifetime aurora borealis in Minnesota. Now I just need to get over to the cicada double brood in Illinois to trigger the prophesy.

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Kristi Noem has dug a deeper hole for herself than she did for her dog.

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@bigragu19 @dougtayek That’s pretty cool.

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@palmettocurling That’s just Paul.

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All I'm gonna say about the Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift gossip is that my wife decided to partner up with a Cleveland boy way before it was cool.

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I mean they all cite these outlandish statistics that no one in their right mind believes are true all because they are scared of a tiny little needle. It's embarrassing really.

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My god, there has never been a bigger collection of sorry-ass chickenshits in history than the current anti-vaxxer crowd.

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@palmettocurling @curlthezoo Alright, let me know when you have exceeded your invites. :)

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@curlthezoo @palmettocurling Is that an ask? I've got dinner to cook 🥳

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@johnmoe I didn't even realize you had ported over, John. But yes, if @jenrohan DM's me, I'll give her an invite.

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@dorsalstream Your list is very very good, but appears to be missing (Don't Go Back to) Rockville.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt @arjunbasu @RexHuppke This is my new favorite tweet although since I hate 99.987% of all tweets now, this is admittedly a very low bar.