F’nAround

F’nAround turns real systems into satire.
Breaking down business, media, and regulated industries as they actually operate.
Jokes on top. Systems underneath.

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Read about everything we talk about, and catch up with the truth at https://t.co/I8xYvAQNbg

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@CassieLenoir69 So everyone wants to be @JohnnySins but most people are Bucky Larson @NickSwardson ?

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New city. Same naps. Upgraded attitude.
Chicago Bears by blood, Hammond HiBearNators by choice.
Welcome to Hammond. Bring snacks. Take naps. Win... eventually.

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@Oliviaiie

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We don’t know why people are surprised about Arlington or Chicago in Illinois not working for the Bears… the pattern was there. The infrastructure in place… follow the money https://t.co/WijF6V5LlL

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You knew we had to get our @VoodooDoughnut on for donut day!

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So @TheDommeKat might’ve been the most intimidating interview at @EXXXOTICA
She casually talked about throwing men around like pizza dough…
Meanwhile @FnAroundMike was just trying to survive the conversation

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Taylor Upton @taylorupton69 accomplished something rare at @EXXXOTICA while representing @wifeyupdates :
She taught @FnAroundMike something completely new
After all the interviews we did, we didn’t think that was possible.

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Thankfully for Kentucky, the OIG had already published its report praising transparency of Cannabis on May 9.
5 days later additional records were released.
The facts didn’t change.
The records didn’t change.
The answer did.
https://t.co/EAdkyX4aMA

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Kentucky’s Cannabis Program Just Created a Question It Can’t Ignore They Accidentally Gave Me Proof of Vertical Integration
https://t.co/3x9p6KYDMU

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On the hunt for @BlueMoonBrewCo Blue Beer we were made aware by a rep that @MolsonCoors dropped the ball and overbooked so they cancelled the blue moon blue beer event here at our local watering hole in Chicago.

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The thing about “safety” regulations in Sb 315 is the first question should always be who gets paid to keep everyone safe.
AI. Cannabis. Compliance. Same question.
Is Illinois perfectly normal or is everything working exactly as intended?

https://t.co/i6qngVHjqj

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Nothing says “trust us” like slipping confidentiality protections into an Illinois cannabis omnibus bill while everyone argues about taxes & licenses.
Almost like @idfpr realized media noticing patterns. HB5784 @ILAttyGeneral @GovPritzker @FnAroundpodcast
https://t.co/j7SEtEncCZ

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Carbasaurus Lex @carbasauruslex might’ve broken @FnAroundMike at @Exxxotica
The interview included:
horrifying mail logistics
@FnAroundMike remembering https://t.co/yLMJJRSGrR from college
a post office worker who definitely knows too much now

Pure chaos.

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Pixie Lovely @lov3lypixie looked like a fairy at @EXXXOTICA …
Then immediately started discussing why certain internet requests only work in anime with @FnAroundMike
Honestly one of the funniest interviews from the expo.

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Bunny Suzuya might’ve had the most confusing fan request at @EXXXOTICA
A guy paid her to stay clothed…
and insult his mother
Freud would’ve had a FIELD DAY with this one.

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Watching @ABC News honor the iconic Memorial Day flag raising photo while TikTok hit us with a @BlueChew ad…
Our brain immediately went:
“We honor those who have fallen… and continue raising soldiers to this day.”
We respect the troops.
But the timing was comedy perfection.

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Every millennial recognizing this @TheBoysTV meme in under 0.0002 seconds….
Thanks for raising us, @imheatherharmon

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Are you bringing your @dunkindonuts bucket to Little Joe’s in Chicago today? @FnAroundMike is…
https://t.co/MnePK3ydlZ

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Vampiress Aeturnus @VampiressMiss might’ve had the strongest presence at @EXXXOTICA
Then @FnAroundMike immediately misheard her name and started calling her “Empress”
To be fair…
the energy fit perfectly.

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Chicago may run on @dunkindonuts but so does @JoeTBA