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[Ivo Graham @IvoGraham]

Those who do not learn from history

[M @FoMatt]

@zenbuffy @10DowningStreet?

[M @FoMatt]

Yet to take a @tfwrail train that hasn’t been delayed - shambles

[M @FoMatt]

@10DowningStreet fuck ya smoking ban, do something about this

[Deedee⸆⸉ (LAKings’ Version) @deedeedott]

@oasis @Ticketmaster @Twickets Yeah @StubHub you should probably take these down.

[Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons]

If you're in the oasis queue, you can jump to the front by turning off your router and putting your phone in airplane mode. PLEASE RT

[Elis James @elisjames]

I successfully bought tickets for West Bromwich Albion v Swansea City a few days ago. Currently trying to buy Oasis tickets. A very different experience. Before clicking confirm the Swans website has a page that says ‘really?’

[M @FoMatt]

@Almighty1826921 @SeThu050 @oasis You are scum

[M @FoMatt]

Scum

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 Turning up to a vigil for 3 murdered young girls with a crate of cider.

We will never apologise for calling out the far-right. The victims of this tragedy are the last thing on their minds.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

Day 348 of running the entire length of Africa. 4 more days to go🫡

[M @FoMatt]

Glastonbury is a hoax - nobody has ever got tickets

[Glastonbury Festival @glastonbury]

The Glastonbury 2024 tickets with coach travel on sale this evening have now all been sold. Our thanks to everyone who bought one.

Standard tickets are on sale at 9am GMT on Sunday morning (and @nationalexpress will offer coach travel to standard ticket holders from across the UK).

[Opinion by Metro.co.uk @MetroOpinion]

'All industries have problems with how men behave towards women - however, in light of the Russell Brand documentary, there has been testimony after testimony about men on the comedy circuit.'

- John Robins

https://t.co/PI8mmd8dQI

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

[M @FoMatt]

@jackshoremma Barry

[M @FoMatt]

@LozzaFox Lucky you didn’t set your neighbours garden on fire you monumental cum drizzle

[M @FoMatt]

@unscriptedmike @POTUS Weirdo

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

Loneliness is hitting men the hardest

But the solution isn't AI girlfriends or the metaverse

Here's 7 reasons why all men should consider joining the mafia:

[M @FoMatt]

@bearded_blerdd1 @BSolomonsHood @KevOnStage Do, it’s way better

[M @FoMatt]

@hilary_mckay @lauraw97_ Thanks for sharing Hilary

[M @FoMatt]

@WillK59747733 @grog_arson @RichardJMurphy Nothing to do with Brexit at all then

[M @FoMatt]

Stop asking people if they remember 9/11 Matt. It’s not big nor is it clever