FOLieutenantMitaka

Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka of the First Order. Making the galaxy a safer place one explosion at a time. (parody/rp/fiction)

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@MotivationalHux @MotivationalSl Congratulations, sirs!

May you have a swift victory against the Resistance and many years of not killing each other!

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

Can confirm.

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@MotivationalHux Congratulations, sir!

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I miss the times when all we had to worry about was Resistance spies. What happened?!

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@MotivationalHux Thank you, sir!

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@MotivationalHux Anyone who gets a concussion is wearing a helmet that doesn't fit and needs to get that checked.

Any 'concussion' excuse will be explained to the armorer. In person.

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@MotivationalHux I'd put my rations on the Stormtrooper, sir.

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@MotivationalHux @RxCadre Noted, sir.

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WHY is @RxCadre carrying around a monstrosity? It looks like a DC-15 got jumped in a night market back alley.

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@MotivationalHux @RxCadre ....

Yes sir.

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I'm getting strange readings from the environmental controls on Deck 8.

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@RxCadre @MotivationalHux we may have a problem.

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Ever run into one of those people who would do the galaxy an immense favor if they just fell out of an airlock?

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I have TWO days off! In a row! Med droid's orders.

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@Nil_FA5830 The Finalizer has the bigger bridge and the bigger cannons 😈

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@Nil_FA5830 You have a strange idea of officers. This is *work*. It's a mission critical use of my time.

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@Nil_FA5830 You're on.

A day's caf ration says I can bounce one kernel off of all three troopers in front of us.

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@Nil_FA5830 I hate him too.

Here, have some popcorn. We brought it for throwing at the screen. The screen deserves it.

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@Nil_FA5830

[FOLieutenantMitaka @FoMitaka]

@Nil_FA5830 @PewPew_Gunner @NViciu I will do what I need to. No more, no less.

To do anything different would be unbecoming of an officer.

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So...

@Nil_FA5830 has been acting all respectable lately. We have @NViciu 's permission. We have the goods.

@PewPew_Gunner it's time.