Wereing Wolf 🐺

Romantically retired, but engaged in life’s other adventures—DMs for laughs, not dates

MDNI

Bat Crazy Shit

Possibly Dyslexic

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Her: I'm really into older guys.

Me: (trying to impress her) Would you like a Werther’s Original?

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@BookQueen00

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In an alternate universe, it’s me walking into Walmart with Cookie Monster pajamas, and a fat ass.

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Who out here saw Godzilla Minus Zero? Thoughts…..

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@Sherylynn_R2 Me RN on the timeline and I’m blocking everyone

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@itssarah_willis

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@tammij0219 @ningie123 E32 or E33 is where it’s at!

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@ningie123 E32

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When you cover your friends meal and they start using words like “extra” and “Super”

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That sounds like a bore.

Sign me up.

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Karma sometimes needs a vacation, use them insults accordingly.

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@caitlinwoah Take her shirt from her.

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@MsVonSweet I kept saying I know that’s got to be uncomfortable for them

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@SkunkySaturn

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Totally weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature?

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@SkunkySaturn Always thinking about chicken

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Today, we honor the people who have served our country. Your courage, sacrifice, and commitment to something greater than yourselves will never be forgotten. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸 #VeteransDay

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You actually can remove the stink glands from a skunk and they make a very nice pet. So yes in fact, I do suggest you give him a second chance if you wanna get serious.

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@SkunkySaturn Fuck em but why don’t you have fish

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@CunniLinguist77 I don’t know a lot but what I do know is that Parents just don’t understand

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@BookQueen00 Hell yes!!!!!