"Why are there so many horses?"
You're playing RHP3.
"Why is half the actual content obscure secrets most people realistically aren't finding?"
You're playing RHP3.
"Why are all of the attacks piss themed?"
Guess.
"Wh-why's the game good?!"
You're playing RHP3. available soon
"Turn based combat is just mashing A!"
You only played Pokemon singleplayer.
"I don't like grinding!"
A total non-issue in pretty much any semi-modern game.
"I don't like generic fantasy settings!"
There's more than just DQ/FF.
"They're too long!"
TikTok brain.
I'm hearing word I will feature in RHP: REALHORSEPISS: THE HORSE: THE VIDEOGAME: 1+2: IT EQUALS 3. Wow! And yes I designed my own sprites. Don't say I tried to make myself look too cool. I'm really like that irl I promise🐎