Frank Figlione

Father of 2 and follower of Jesus Christ

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“He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian football coach. And in this house, Rich Bisaccia is a hero. End of story.”

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Sources tell me the Knicks are interested in bringing in Corlys Velaryon on a veteran minimum.

#howu

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Trade magazines predicting a new trend will emerge in the next 18-24 months:

“Sora-maxxing.”

As people prompt the AI to create videos, memes, any “content” they can share for engagement, they will grow hungrier for clicks and constant output. Many are concerned. Few understand.

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Jameis: “I think my biggest controversy was stolen crab legs.”

..

“I thought it was the raping.”

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Covfefe

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Few.

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Trade magazines predicting a new trend will emerge in the next 18-24 months:

“Sora-maxxing.”

As people prompt the AI to create videos, memes, any “content” they can share for engagement, they will grow hungrier for clicks and constant output. Many are concerned. Few understand.

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Allen Hurn

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“Guy was an interior jestermaxxer or something.”
“Really? I frame mogged him to shit.”

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Covfefe

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Breaking: The Clippers are parting ways with Chris Paul, the team announced.

The team will work with him on the next step of his career.

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@_the6thman Mr. 5FRP is the most passive player in the NBA.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I’ll show myself out.

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Trade magazines predicting a new trend will emerge in the next 18-24 months:

“Sora-maxxing.”

As people prompt the AI to create videos, memes, any “content” they can share for engagement, they will grow hungrier for clicks and constant output. Many are concerned. Few understand.

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Concerns out of Wuhan that co-owner Jacob Bouzaglou has been preoccupied with floral arrangements for his wedding and as a result has neglected this season’s roster. I’m told by a source that Brandon Kaminker is “monitoring” the situation as the team is off to a shaky 1-3 start.

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Some of my favorite films of 2025:

One Fanum After Another
28 Zyns Later
Caught Sending
The Long Gyatt
Zynners
How to Aura Farm on Your Dragon
Zynless
Mickey 6-7

Excited to see Tron: Auras in a few weeks as well.

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My sources tell me Kucera stepped in because Sam Markel intended to be a lot harsher with Brown. “It’s enough pretending. Get me a dawg.” Niz Factory has serious plans for their 3rd string RB, David Montgomery. For Waddle House, a buy-low moment for a team off to a strong start.

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The Niz Factory has traded its 2nd round pick, Chase Brown, and Jakobi Meyers to Waddle House for Quinshon Judkins and Michael Pittman. Niz owner Brendan Kucera called Brown into his office to deliver the news. “You’re horrendous. Time to find you a new home.”

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The Niz Factory has traded its 2nd round pick, Chase Brown, and Jakobi Meyers to Waddle House for Quinshon Judkins and Michael Pittman. Niz owner Brendan Kucera called Brown into his office to deliver the news. “You’re horrendous. Time to find you a new home.”

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BREAKING: Matt Weinstein has hired Benesch, Friedlander, Coplan & Aronoff LLP, the firm who represented Smartmatic in the Fox News lawsuit after allegations of rigged voting machines in his lawsuit against those spreading rumors he did not complete his league punishment in 2020.

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9 months since the War of Attrition, senior officials tell me plans for a documentary have been axed, as owner Brendan Kucera threw a tantrum at the latest competition committee meeting.

“If that footage gets out, you’re all f***ed. You hear me? I don’t dance on candid camera.”

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League sources also tell me that AFL (Achi Football League) Films is preemptively preparing the league to collect footage from today’s matchup, with plans to make a documentary called “The War of Attrition.”

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Per sources, Niz Factory owners are “encouraged” by the team’s effort despite the loss, most notably Zay Flowers’ hot start. His teammate King Henry, however, was the difference maker for Fat Chubbs.

“Nico looked like grilled budussy,” said a Niz official. “We stood no chance.”

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Spoke to a team owner about this exact issue. He mentioned his ownership in an unsanctioned book also enabled him to buy equity in a team, and legal gambling has encroached on his margins.

Why are we enabling gambling addiction? Who will think of the bookies?

#bettingoncredit

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It was better for society when you could only gamble in Nevada and Atlantic City.