Katrina Irene

mama de Danny. amor de Javier. keep calm and mama on.

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

What I want to know is, why everyone says fifth like it doesn't have two f's. It's not fith. It's FIF-th. #letusspeakaseducatedindividuals

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

And also if you have a toddler. https://t.co/WIIHhY88VH

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

When you're trying to sing all the parts to "One day more" from Les Mis and your kid looks at you like.. #sthap

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

😂😂 https://t.co/HSb21qAp2y

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I overheard my 4-year-old say, "Shhh! I hear tacos."

I wish I had that superpower.

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

@AnnaLarson_ #noshame #ownit

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[catches baby as she falls off the changing table]

Me: I saved her life! I'm a hero!

Wife: You let her fall off in the first place

Touché

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

@FranzeDerek pregnant people should not eat raw fish. 😜

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: My best friend is a dragon.

Me: I thought your best friend was a magic pony.

4: The dragon ate him.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: I want bigger hands.

Me: Why?

4: So I can hold more cupcakes.

We share the same dream.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.

[Anika Herbert @mrsneillherbert]

I've always wanted to repeat what I've said on Twitter by re-tweeting myself. Now if we could just get an edit button, we'd be all set. 👌🏻

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

Yes. #wellsaid

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

@Kinsey_Rae ps. Some states can issue you a temporary handicapped parking card, so you don't have to walk so far if you don't want to. 👍🏽

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

@Kinsey_Rae you basically have a free pass to do whatever you want. Except illegal things. Those are still illegal.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[singing "I'm a Little Teapot"]

4-year-old: What's tea?

Me: It's what British people drink

4: Do we drink it?

Me: We dump it in harbors.

[Katrina Irene @FofinaBirene]

My SON wearing BLUE and CAMOUFLAGE is a BOY thankyouverymuch, random man in the grocery store.🙄 #obviously #duh #hedoesntlooklikeagirlatall