The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
Why did @CP24 just tell me Trump is “considered to be an above average golfer” like that’s an actual news story?!? Who the fuck got hold of the teleprompter??
The whole Internet hates Racist Duck, a horrible duck that chants racism! *5 seconds later* We have since been informed that the duck loves milkshakes and has been booked on Good Morning America
President Trump claims that when he said Mexico would pay for wall, he "never meant they're going to write out a check."
In 2016, his campaign's plan for financing the wall called for a one-time payment from Mexico. https://t.co/ej460HdHef