David Foggia

I attempt comedy on a regular basis

insta: @foggia__

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does twitter promo even work?

I'm producing a comedy show. Featuring comics seen on Conan, CBC, and JFL. April 13th 8PM at Hail Mary Nightclub (582 College st.). $10

Click link for deets/tix

https://t.co/fnBi2Hb0AX

#toronto #comedy #bar #club #comedians #nightlife #drinks

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Person : *makes a solid tweet that goes viral*

Person : GO FOLLOW ME, MY SIS, PEEP MY COUSINS SOUNCLOUD, CRITIQUE MY HIGHSCHOOL ART PROJECT

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@loduca_ Hurtful, Daniel

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BILL NYE’S REAL NAME ISNT EVEN BILL NYE! IT BILL NEWYEARSEVE!

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@loduca_ Haha Daniel! You’re a fool!

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BILL NYE IS NOT AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST BILL NYE IS NOT AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST BILL NYE IS NOT AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST BILL NYE IS NOT AN ACTUAL SCIENTIST

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I told my gf my bowel movements have been off recently

She replied with “interesting...”

I’m taking the hint and will be mailing her a sample of my fecal matter to study. Awaiting the results!

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Everybody posting pics of themselves crying. Courageous move.

I don’t do that shit though. So imma post pics of me making others cry 😡🤬😈 stay tuned (and strapped)

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Hi @k1speed, I won’t be able to use my free birthday race this year because of this COVID nonsense. Can we rain check? I need my fix

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@lute_west9 Idk bro I’m having fun on the Tok

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#corona #haircut #funny #video #viral #meme #pics #rap #jokes #music

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The smell of roasting pistachios is the same as Burger King fries

Oh god what have I done

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Me on Fortnite vs Me IRL

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Travis Scott on Fortnite vs him IRL

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Interrogating my toothbrush

#TikTok #funny #jokes #comedy #music #fresh #mornings https://t.co/fAwuOD73z7

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I’m trying to do this tik tok stuff to stay productive but I’m actively getting worse at it the longer I do it

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Trying to spend CERB #funny #video #tiktok #viral #meme #comedian #covid

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iF YoU TrOlL LiKe ThIs YoU ArE PlAyInG YoUrSeLf, It TaKeS sO MuCh TiMe AnD EfFoRt!

[SHREK KNOWS RAP @SHREKRAP]

IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS

IS DAMN A CLASSIC?

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Love the fact grocery stores still play today’s top hits