Foidshevik

Account sponsored by the Committee to Blow Up the Moon and Replace it with A Huge Projection Of A Public Domain Character

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You think Marx and Engels ever… y’know… Nevermind that was stupid I’m stupid fuck fuck I’m so fucking stupid 💥stupid 💥 stupid 💥 stupid

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They’re calling me the Sharmat, folks. They’re saying I’m older than music. They asked me, “Dagoth Trump, will you bring the light?”I said don’t you worry, Obama didn’t want to bring the light but I’m bringing it. I’m bringing a star, a big beautiful star. And an ancient sea.

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Girls Trip to Amsterdam and the DMT cart breaking thru in the Anne Frank House. It’s like she never left.

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@milkcrates_ They’re not called tweets anymore they’re called Sexts because the app is called Sex (formerly twitter)

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Top scientists in Tel Aviv report that the Goyim Death Ray will be “awesome” and that “the streets will run black with the ashes of gentiles”. Nobel Peace Prize nominations are expected soon.

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@milkcrates_ The Goyim Death Ray will remedy this. Marx bless you !

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@ANXIJINPING I was here for this. I was the one getting #raped.

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Saw tits for the first time today. Left something to be desired. I don’t feel anything anymore.

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Everything is all fucked up now. The Transgenders are hosting phrenology parties and the republicans are running egirls. Fire the dongfengs already.

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Got kicked out of an Uber Black for asking if they did the hotdogs tableside

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Working on a new economic theory called “Rapenomics” to explain why a York peppermint patty and a monster cost my wife and kids and eight camels.

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My anarcho-landlord just kicked me out of my anarcho-apartment for being white. Should I call the anarcho-police or try explaining that Irish-Americans are actually brown?

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Clambake seared my wife’s boyfriend’s pussy clean off. Grandma is in hysterics.