One thing driving schools will never teach you is Pothole Navigation 101. That's a postgraduate course you can only take on Nigerian roads. Lagos drivers know the curriculum by heart! 😂
Life is fleeting. This morning on the 3rd Mainland Bridge, 12 people, including the driver, narrowly escaped death when a dilapidated bus suffered a tire burst at about 90km/h. Joined other motorists to help pull out the passengers. Two were badly injured, but no life was lost.
Naija cruise right?
A 2pm flight is just boarding ATM. I met Warri, Owerri, Yola passengers who were to have boarded at 10am, Owerri /Yola took off just about 30mins ago. Warri, waiting on God!
@flyairpeace@fkeyamo make una dey fear God nau!
"The Ibom Air incident goes beyond a single passenger, a single crew, or a single airline, it reflects a society that must confront its own reflection and be willing to change it." ~ Anonymous
@StanbicIBTC is there a problem with your mobile app? It's been throwing up errors since like 2 hours ago, and I saw a debit of 120k in my account, which I didn't initiate... Please reverse it!
🧵Thread: American vs British vs Naija English 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇳🇬
Let’s settle this once and for all. Here are 10 everyday words and how we say them in Naija style. #NaijaEnglish#GenZVibes#LanguageTinz
9. Sneakers 🇺🇸 = Trainers 🇬🇧 = Canvas 🇳🇬
From school runs to street swag, canvas dey represent.
10. Vacation 🇺🇸 = Holidays 🇬🇧 = Abroad 🇳🇬
“Where you dey go this December?”
Answer: Na ABROAD. No need to specify.😆
"The Gorge" is a 2025 American science fiction horror action film directed by Scott Derrickson and written by Zach Dean. Released on Apple TV+ on February 14, 2025, "The Gorge" blends elements of action, romance, and horror.
A must watch!
@StanbicIBTC OTP didn't work throughout the month for me, it remained unfixed, yet you had the effontry to charge me over N13,000 as account maintenance fee. Please what account are you maintaining??
Acc: xx64xx
Debit: N13,058.06
Desc: NOV 2024- CURRENT ACCOUNT MAINT
Ref: S67015119-01-DEC-24
@StanbicIBTC Resolve the frustrating OTP issue I have been experiencing since 3 weeks ago while attempting web transactions. POS and ATM transactions are fine. This is embarrassing and frustrating! I have sent DMs without any help.