Brian Heavner

Custom belt loop designer, wearer of tiny glasses, mediator of differences between cats and dogs, and smarter than you're.

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I love snow games.

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@RealSkipBayless Skip, is your middle name Massengill? That would be fitting.

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Just haven’t said anything in a while!!! Hey everyone.

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you know why?

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Fastway for me. It was the biggest surprise that rock in 1983 gave me.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

A dog brought the umpires water in between innings. This is so awesome 😍

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@halhorn86 @Super70sSports I heard that as far as people being cut in half, his was a particularly bad case.

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Hey @gordonkeith @junior_miller , when you are back in studio, it may be worth it to revisit your wake up call placed to Brian Marchment. We’d really like to hear that again. #RIPbrianmarchment

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@TyWalker716 Walter Cronkite

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@SportsSturm Did you get the new three wood though? Or was it a driver????

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@SportsSturm All of them

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Hey everyone, apparently Eric Begosian and Chris Rock have taken over the Hardline slot on the Ticket! @badkaratemovie @corbydavidson @SportsSturm

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Deleting Twitter on my lunch break. Time to downsize!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Super B-Day to Nolan Ryan, who on June 14, 1974, worked 13 innings while walking 10 batters and striking out 19. Pitch count: 235. Sadly, due to this unforgivable act of managerial irresponsibility, Ryan was only able to strike out 4,369 more batters after that start.

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@corbydavidson I am waiting on the Kingmaker, Right Said Fred to weigh in.

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@GreatDonovan thanks for the What’s Happenin’ throwback line. “Which Doobie you be?”

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@MikeDoocyFox4 Jerry’s absolutely right. Now is not the time to make a change. Last week was the right time to make the change.

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@SWEPCoNews , you are the worst. You have to get your act together in North Mt. Pleasant, Texas. You have to.

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@corbydavidson How about Bart Reagor v the Chicas Locas spokesperson?

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The Chicas Locas commercials make me miss the Bart Reagor spots. You win, universe. @gordonkeith, @corbydavidson, @GeorgeDunham