yung squilliam fancyson

He/Him // God gives his rumbliest tummies to his biggest boys

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.

[ᅠ @wfl0wrz]

still wondering how they were even able to get this photo

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘RESIDENT EVIL - VERONICA’ has been announced.

Releasing in 2027.

[elle @saint_mikha]

what the FUCK are you playing

[kyle🇯🇲 @toofarST]

what kind of cocaine was Spielberg on when he made this film dawg

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Whar❓️ @the_whar]

The type of shit Riddler says when Batman's on his last nerve:

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Shut them all down, we can live without AI data centers we can’t live without clean water.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[worm @catboyworm]

“are you good in bed?” yeah i can sleep for 20 hours straight