Tobias

Cat who enjoys sleeping, eating, playing with ping-pong ball (at 3:00AM), belly rubs and running water. I'm a lay-down comedian... don't do stand-up comedy.

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The Good, the Bad, the Ugly and the Furry

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Step 1 for giving your cat a bath: Brush your teeth & make sure your tongue is clean before you start. #Cats

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Hello Kitty canvas Tote Shoulder Bag handbag http://t.co/Bxkxn0jMcp

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Brazilian girl sold virginity for $800K? Hmmm- "FollowCat's virginity for sale - slightly used 15x one night during house escape. Bid away!"

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"Follow your heart, tail or ping-pong ball." - Cat Proverb

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LOL - Justin Bieber can't handle milk! I once chugged a cow dry... I admit the bull I chugged milk from made me queasy. http://t.co/0lvukU9Y

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Alcohol enamas? Swallowing suppositories? Some college students don't know their head from their ass...

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Bad etiquette - you having "tuna breath" & me not. #sharingiscaring

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To all the people who have unfollowed me... HISSSSSSSSS!

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MEOWLOL! Irony punishment for playing strip billiards - "Prince Harry faces 'dressing down' from commanding officer" http://t.co/4n4IQBEc

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What's the big deal about Randy Travis laying in the road naked? I do it all the time!

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I knew I should have kept my money buried in my litterbox instead of investing in the Facebook IPO! #CATastrophe

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@mastertabbywan Yep - they taste like chicken...

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Squeak, Crackle & Pop... what my morning breakfast sounds like. #MiceKrispies®

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Do you have an unhealthy obsession with your pet? http://t.co/mJepL0W7 sp

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A bird in the paw is worth two in the bush but not as tasty as 1/2 bird in the mouth.

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"To be, or not to be" - that is not a question because Shakespeare failed to use a question mark (?) #BadWritingSkills

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3 Ways to Become Rich - 1. Work Smart & Hard 2. Win Lottery 3. Become John Edwards' Mistress

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Most dangerous organizations operating in the US - Mafia, Al-Qaeda, Kardashians, New Orleans Saints & Mel Gibson's Multiple Personality Gang

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#4PawsUp Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat http://t.co/bFRt1c9U