Falstaff

A knight of infinite resignation. 🍜🍺🌮🥃 #積ん読

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

Rammstein voice, guttural:

🎵 Lou... Louise... Louise Mensch. 🎵

[Katie Halper @kthalps]

I found a former classmate of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who recalls how AOC threw tantrums, hogged crayons, & bragged about finger painting abilities when they were in kindergarten. She also owned a pair of shoes, which contradicts her narrative of growing up working class.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wondering: How many other House Democrats have a degree in Economics like I do?

Trying to find who out here is going to be in the Gini Coefficient Appreciation Squad.

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

I need to seal furniture pieces for use in a tropical rainforest environment, but my only experince with that is tung oil on raw wood.

I need to know how effective tung oil will be on a painted wood surface or if I can just spray this shit with polyurethane.

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

@spindlypete They've always wanted a woman they can look up to.

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

@Alyfacee The only rational expalanation I can think of is that they like black coffee but they hate any excessive acidity that might come with a higher temp brew.

[Richie Nakano @linecook12345]

This is the worst tweet I have ever read in my entire life https://t.co/AMA3KzlCm0

[Julia Salazar (@juliasalazar on bluesky) @JuliaCarmel__]

I’m not just endorsed by DSA; I’ve been an active DSA member for about 2 years. I hold an elected position in NYC-DSA’s socialist feminist working group. And I’m proud to be part of a grassroots, internationalist movement that values people over profit. Thanks for the boost. https://t.co/QkobaqcwzN

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Everyone in the Midwest just loves student debt and shitty health care monopolies. Last time I was in Des Moines people would not stop praising the price of pharmaceuticals. https://t.co/PEI4HClNyJ

[edith puthy @thottbaio]

Yesssss roll those balls daddy 😩😩💦💦💦 https://t.co/bt68Rh0Uo1

[Struggle Session @strugglesesh]

Boy it sure is funny how many of the Democratic Socialists running are women. It's almost as if the BernieBro narrative was an artificial canard designed by the party elite to make young men feel guilty for not wanting to be pieces of shit.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Some folks are saying I won for “demographic” reasons.

1st of all, that’s false. We won w/voters of all kinds.

2nd, here’s my 1st pair of campaign shoes. I knocked doors until rainwater came through my soles.

Respect the hustle. We won bc we out-worked the competition. Period.

[Richie Nakano @linecook12345]

Hi guys, just wanted to share with you the most asinine imperialist borderline racist bullshit on restaurant industry internet today

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We triggered the first primary election in 14 years. OUR supporters, collecting signatures in the bitter snow for 5 weeks, did that.

No matter who the vote is for, every single vote cast to day is ours - because we made this election happen.

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

Melania Trump has joined the YPG and is currently fighting in Syria

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i wish they taught us useful things in school like taxes and how to get your vaginal ph levels stabilized

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

havent they been through enough https://t.co/IOJOA1CMPk

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

@SvennaCirclet I just straight-up want action-figures, or a good shirt, or some subtle logos for patches and pins.

Gimme some Revoltech, Figma, or Figuarts. Especially, of my lady boss Thorn.

[Falstaff @FollowIntoDark]

Just another day living in the Hell World.

(Is hellworld a compound word or is it hyphenated? Hell-world?)