Hilarious Tweets

Follow me for some hilarious tweets! If you are easily offended then might not want to you follow me.

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Nuns in wheelchairs = Virgin mobile.

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Fucking is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.

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Does anyone ever see things in their dreams and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple seconds?

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School is just like a boner. Its long and hard. Unless you are asian.

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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive behind them slowly blasting Eye of the Tiger for motivation.

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Easy bake ovens: Teaching girls their role in life since 1963.

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That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up

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If anyones feeling down heres a picture of a shaved lama to cheer you up.

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Who is te greatest prostitute in history? Ms.PacMan. For 25 cents she will swallow balls until she dies.

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I dont believe in beating my kids. So i make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and crocs so the other kids will do it for me.

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Nobody is a virgin because life fucks us all

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When a male honeybee climaxes durning sex his testicles explode and he dies

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"If you fall, I'll be there for you." ~ Floor

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Retweet if you think twitter is better then facebook

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45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a strippers g string

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I have a big dick... yeah you read that right.