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If the Law of Attraction were true, there would be lots of unicorns, elves, and fairies near mental institutions.

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There is no such thing as an absolute statement. Period.

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Whoa - Ate something bad and now my body is producing gas like BP

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Forget lab-grown kidneys and livers, let's focus on lab-grown brains so we can be prepared for the zombie invasions.

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[Troy DeMonbreun @troydemonbreun]

Used to be that making a phone call messed up your Internet connection, now with VoIP, using the Internet messes up your phone call. Ironic.

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.@charliesheen is not #teamfollowback, just incase you were wondering ;-)

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Now hiring Time Machine Engineer. The deadline for resume submission is 3 days ago.

[Cicci @Cicci_O]

Unicorns are real!!! They are just fat and grey.. We call them Rhinos now!

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The parts of ourselves we hate most are the parts that most desperately need our love.

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Once you have a baby, the phrase "adult movies" has an entirely different meaning.

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Unless I'm wrong on this... well, I'm right

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A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. ~John Henry Newman

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Forget flying cars, I just want someone to design a tissue box you don't have to sling off to get the last few tissues

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Aasking me to choose between Jersey Shore and Housewives of NJ is like asking me to choose between my children; Cuz I don't like them either