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Bad handwriting is actually a security feature.
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One day soon, there will be kids who have no idea why we associate the sound "cha-ching" with money.
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Nobody looks average in a cowboy hat. Either you look very cool or like an idiot.
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From the sun's point of view, there are no shadows.
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Ice skating is walking in cursive.
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To an early human, obtaining food is exercise. To a modern human, burning excess food is exercise.
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People who sleepwalk are following their dreams.
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If you do a free online IQ test then pay to see the result, you’ve failed.
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Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.
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Somewhere in the galaxy a photon from a flashlight you pointed at the night sky when you were a kid is still traveling through space.
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The more you expand your vocabulary, the less other people will understand you.
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Watermelons are the summer version of pumpkins.
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'Part of a complete breakfast’ is a nice way of saying ‘not a complete breakfast'.
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John McAfee isn’t dead, he’s just running in the background.
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98% of songs containing the word "baby" are not referring to actual babies.
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Speech is transferred at the speed of sound, but sign language is transferred at the speed of light.
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Until they can handle lava, quicksand and tar pits, all-terrain vehicles are falsely advertised.
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If a sloth were to clap, it would always sound sarcastic.
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