Markmite

Just a small town boy.....Watford, England

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@MikeTappTweets Scumbag should be porridge for you, oh hang on…..

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@drofidnas Definitely

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Can’t stand Lenny, unfunny racist, hope he gets ‘Hell’ #saturdaykitchen

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This is about more than talent #farmers #bgt

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Think her tits got her through #BGT

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@lukejcr Bore off

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@PeterMcCormack They’ve seen the price of BTC tell them it’ll be ok long term

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Always the dyed red haired cunts #RoyalVarietyPerformance

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And I’m gone #royalvarietyshow

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#royalvarietyshow remember when this wasn’t decided by backhanders and nepotism

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@Ceejay62Cj You don’t look nice

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Let’s face it BBC playing trump cards and I wonder who will be the new presenter? 🤔 #StrictlyComeDancing

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Imagine a dinner party with Jenny Eclair and Su Pollard, you’d certainly be entertained, exhausted but entertained #sundaybrunch

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That Ivo geezer (gentleman) is very funny #sundaybrunch

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What an amazing lady Tasha is
#SundayBrunch

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@jk_rowling I thought Harry Potter was shit, your Tweets are by far your best work, keep going!

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Did Simon really just say the only ‘down’ side! #bgt

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You could tell this wine ‘expert’ writes for the Guardian without her telling you #sundaybrunch

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I can’t believe I’m hearing this rubbish #loosewomen

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Well moustachio has put me off watching that ‘comedy’ #sundaybrunch