This Aint Food

This is a mayo Stan account.
It's not food.
It's a love language

[This Aint Food @FoodAint]

When I die I just want to be buried in a pool of #costco jalapeno lime aoli

#trueBliss #diehappy

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Good ole grandpa Dave back at it again

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I have found enlightenment

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Someone make hamburgers with me tomorrow?

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Before you buy a cardboard cutout take a moment to stop and think. #thinkBeforeYouSpunk

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If anyone has a crush on me now's the time to play with my emotions;))

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Shot in the chest
She think she the best
Creamcheese icing on cupcakes
Tobey McGuires the best

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s something on ur shirt” and I looked down and she flicked my nose. Then I said “haha ohhh you got me, good one Ellen” and then she shot me in the chest with a rifle

[This Aint Food @FoodAint]

You followed for the food
Now I give to you the mood💦😩
#karmaDarma #blessUP #treesBeforeBees

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🙏🙌AMEN🙌🙏

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JOLLY OLD SAINT NICHOLAS

[Pope of Muskanity @RationalEtienne]

Elon, no wonder it got cold in the Gigafactory Berlin, that's not a proper pajama!

[This Aint Food @FoodAint]

But truthfully I tell you,

[Target @Target]

My 2020 Wrapped came in and it's official, I am a @BTS_twt stan through and through.

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S/O to @Hellmanns <3

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@tittywizard Yess

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In this month of December, remember to destroy donuts not dicks. For in the end we will all be fat but... one will taste good

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Cook naan in pan?
#stanUrPan? #dominateTheFrogs

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Cinnamon honey chili chicken Corn... I just don't even know anymore...
#smellsLikeEviction

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@tittywizard Ain't no death in these Heinz ketchup fields. Only infinite suffering

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If food were meant to be eaten properly then I wouldn't be here today telling you to put ketchup on salad #thegreatestcombo #nextlevelsalad #Salad

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The new era of refined desserts is in sweet chili pistachio golden oreos
#dessert #qualityeats

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Bbq sauced pork belly on naan sandwich #Foodie #FoodFriday #FoodHeroes