Glasgow Food Bastard

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Beltin wee plates of Mediterranea.
Spicy Beetroot with Cheese
Wee pasta dods with mushrooms and pumpkin
Beans without sauce
Bacon and grapes

What the fuck is this guy doing man?

Still, fuckin loved it

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Any of yooz addicted to hate-watching food review YouTubers?

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@BigDonJayTee This has skyrocketed into the top tier of most ridiculous fast food names I've ever heard. Hurdling over the Baconator and the Double Bacon Egger

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4 Banger a large chips in french mcD's

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Thai red curry the night

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I got a second hand stand mixer. Yesterday I made chocolate chip cookies, flour tortillas and my own butter. Lolz.

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Breakfast taco. Totties, eggs, cheese, veggie bacon, some breakfast salsa. All blasted on a homemade flour tortilla.

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@aboynamedposh When did they sell it? When they rejigged the layout? First time I've been in ages. There used to be a big herbaceous note in the wraps whose absence was sorely missed.

Hajars is good, didn't realise it was the SK OG

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Perplexed by shawarma king

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Let's discuss

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Small retraction, didn't make the tortillas this time cos I ran out of flour like a bloody idiot

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A big texmex platter splattered into the bowl. Made the lot of it. Beans, rice, enchilada sauce, the works. Once of the top 3 stodge cuisines. Beltin.

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Washed it down with a big glass of homemade lemonade. Easy as fuck. Tasty as fuck.

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Got the "world's best cheese". Was like a 7.5/10

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This is how food looks.#nofilter

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@slstrm_dsgn I have achieved gluttony and now sloth

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Look at this beautiful thing

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@aboynamedposh These are good shouts. I stuck another baking tray under the pan to catch oil drips which probably didn't help. Another 5 minutes and it'd have been grand I think. I like the frying pan idea for super crispy though.

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Mare pizza