Rob 🍳

Father, husband, former restaurateur. bleeds orioles orange and sausage gravy

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

@Eli_B_Again As a 40 year old white straight married male I welcome any and all shade anyone wants to try to throw at my kind. I could use the entertainment

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

I give MAGA some credit for sticking to their guns. But come the fuck on, democrats winning in California isn't exactly the big smoking gun GOTCHA proof of voter fraud that they're clamoring.

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@levineps 100%. Play in front you can bluff the tag and get back easily

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@DillonTAtkinson @levineps Jackson was running full speed. I wondered at first too but he definitely wasn't loafing down the line

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Fucking inventing ways NOT to score

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

Alonso's cumulative numbers dont look terrible but the eyeball test tells me he has left a lot of runs out there on the bases this year.

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

Trump must be doing a fantastic job right now because my insane MAGA aunt that lives in south Carolina has dedicated her entire facebook feed today to the stolen LA mayoral election and how obama is a worldwide terrorist who will be executed soon

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

@danabrams that Georgia lawyer would have had one hell of a day in court.
"Counselor, present your evidence for massive voter fraud in georgia".
"Your honor, I don't like the signature lines on mail in ballots".

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

So thats how it's gonna be

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@brianonorio Not even gonna deny it, that was my life goal as a kid to be that goalie

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

That was my dream as a kid to be that goalie

[Brian Onorio @brianonorio]

Still don’t understand why we don’t do this.

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

Never in my life seen a home team in a championship series of any sport get boo'd going into overtime

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

WWWWOOOOWWW

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

Wtf

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Never seen so many wide open dudes and breakaways like the last 5 mins if this game

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

2 out walk, dribbler ground ball, 1 hanging curveball and quick 3 runs

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

@ThirstRoundPick I get ridiculed for actually caring about batting avg because supposedly being able to hit doesnt actually matter in baseball anymore or something according to analytics. But Manny hitting .175 is not good. Am I allowed to say that?

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

@Wishiwaselon @evanwch Having hundreds of exes isn't normal

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

@ZaidJilani Ive met many people over the years in my red enclave that are polite, hospitable, donate and volunteer for charities, respectable and just about every positive thing you can say but also believe and post absolutely batshit right wing deep end nonsense

[Rob 🍳 @FoodGuyRob84]

That wasn't fun ever haha